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Sunday, 26 August 2007

Malaysia's national excuses !!!!!

Received this funny mail in my email today...and inconjunction with out Boleh-land 50th Merdeka...so here is out best excuses !!!!

This is Malaysia and you should know ........

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
I thought it is Tongkat Ali ???

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES WHEN REFUSING SEX - by Women:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,
stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES WHEN REFUSING SEX - by Men:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex....
Is Tongkat Ali that good kah ???

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house mainly the sea, river, streets, school compound etc etc ....
Personally, I would just dump my rubbish at government buildings to show what I think of the civil servants.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!


So what is your excuse when being asked to belanja makan ???? Leave a comment !!!

3 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

This month I out of budget, pocket burn a hole, credit card bills haven't settle... Eh, I am a gal, why do I need to belanja? :P

tanalan2 said...

Eileen..good one.hehe u r creative....maybe as its month end..Belum keluar gaji lor....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Aiyoh! How to belanja? No maney wan! See I use bicycle to go to work! He! He! True what is being written! Have a nice day!

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