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Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Since now I am on a strict diet control..so no more food reviews for the time being. Here r some jokes to brighten yr day. Remember laughter is the BEST Medicines!.


1. A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian n yet he still insists on putting his
meat in my mouth."

2. Woman: Dr. An ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love .
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

3. Question: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 / 4 days & if it doesn't
come you are in deep trouble!

4. A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted
then b 4.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!

6. A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told
her she was pregnant,she cried n said," Shit,we can't even trust
cucumber anymore.!

7. A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked" Do U have this?
" The girl lifted up her skirt & said," My mom said with this I can have a
lot of THAT!"

8. Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher:Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

9. Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like
BRITISH AIRWAYS. Mother reads the ad & is shocked " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE
A DAY,BOTH WAYS!

10. What is the STRONGEST muscle? TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with
just one lick!. The lightest muscle? PENIS! It can be raised by a
woman's tongue!

11. Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full
name? Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!

12. Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener &
watchman..

13. COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us
waiting OUTSIDE!

14. A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like? Mama dog reply: How I
know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !

15. What's the difference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is when
wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is
when both are pregnant!

2 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

Hahaha.... why the jokes all hamsap one? And hor... I dun pirated DVD for a long time coz.... I no time to watch, I watch astro or some other family members will buy, and better movies I will go cinema and watch :D

Are you feeling better now? Did you lose some weight with the strict diet? Take care ya.

tanalan2 said...

Hey HRH Princes : Hehe..got those in my emails..so thought og sharing wt u guys lor..

Hm..yay been losing some weight n eating healthily now...lots of vege and less meats ! Lost 3kg :( wat to do..hv a prison warden here !!!!

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