Went to gas station this morning and met a friendly Bangla attendant and I almost burst out laughing when I saw his name. Wats his name ????? Hamlan !!!!! If only Bangla could understand Hokkien !!! Wats that in English...its up to you all to find out.
This incident recalls me to an email which has been lying in my old mail archieve . Here it goes why chinese shouldnt have English names !!!
> Anne Chang ( Mandarin )- Dirty
> Anne Chin ( Mandarin ) - Keep quiet
> Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
> Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
> Monica Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Touching your buttocks
> Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
> Jane Tan ( Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
> Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
> Henry Mah ( Mandarin ) - Hate your mum
> Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
> Paul Chan ( Mandarin ) - Bankrupt
> Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
> Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
> Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
> Connie Mah ( Cantonese ) - Call your mother
> Danny See ( Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
> Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
> Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
> Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before
Wakakakkakakkaka
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