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Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Wedding Test

THE WEDDING TEST


I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been Dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.


There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is:

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3 comments:

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Very very GOOD! This post! But I did have safety bag in car once but since my car under the sun the whole day the safety bag cannot be use!
Have a nice day!

tanalan2 said...

Haha better be safe than sorry. Mind giving me your email ??? We can share good stuff then .

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

LOL i had me there!

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